Thursday, July 19, 2012

The God in you is Deaf, Dumb, and Blind

Can anybody tell me what has happened to those strong minded Saints of God, who could spot a Jackleg preacher stealing money a mile away? The Saints of God no longer pay attention to that God given gift of spiritual discern. They stopped paying attention to that spiritual tingling a long time ago. When your glitzy pastor pulls up in a $90,000 dollar car, you clowns grin with pride. “That’s my pastor!!! He’s truly blessed” And you giggle at corny jokes while faithfully dropping 10, 30, and 50% of your earnings in the chitlin bucket on Sunday. Evander Holyfield is believed to have given Creflo Dollar close to $7 Million in tithes. And what blessings did he get in return? Eleven loud mouth ass kids and $375,000 in child support, damn! God is good all the time and all the time God is good!!!!
What’s wrong, Saints? These jackleg preachers got you confused about who you should be serving.

  1. Eddie Long was on TV huffing and puffing about throwing sticks and stones, until Centino Kemp and company backed his ass down.
  2. Noel Jones was on YouTube preaching about taking control of ourselves,
    and what did his trick ass do? Loose control and get a married woman pregnant.
  3. And let’s not forget Prophet Jordan and his son conjuring up a prophecy for you every half hour, after you’ve thrown your car note in the chitlin bucket.

The God inside of you sits quietly as these clowns rain down this bullshit every Sunday, and your God is cool with the new world of prosperity teaching. What makes these situations worse is that your little jackleg pastors look at themselves in mirrors and “Wanna be like Mike”. You’re out there hustling fish plates and Kool-Aid, so his monkey ass can be on a billboard.
I’m not claiming to be saved or even a Christian, but I would put my off brand faith in God against you and these jacklegs any day. These clowns spew out nonsense about “God says” and you freeze up with fear. God has never instructed you to give money to the church or these jacklegs. You’re doing yourself an injustice if you make $80,000 dollars a year, and give $800 to the jackleg.
People, there is no such thing as a “man of God” who controls your connection with God. If you show me a man that claims to have a stronger connection with God then yourself, I will show you a lying sack of shit!!!! These jacklegs go to school and learn the best way to prey on your emotions. They teach themselves how to play to the crowd, and how to maximize peer pressure. At church, you see one dummy jump up, run to the pulpit, drop money, and your dumb ass follows. I said it and I will say it again, You’ve been had! You’ve been took! You’ve been hoodwinked! Bamboozled! Led astray! Run amok! So the next time pastor jackleg slithers over to you talking about the more you give, the more God gives, nicely explain to him that the God in you has a no tricks allowed clause…Let’s see if the God in him agrees with it.

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